Troubled Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Denies “Eating P*ssy” During Live Press Conference. Your Move, America.

11.14.13 3 years ago 54 Comments

So this totally happened.

“The last thing was, Olivia Gondek says that I wanted to eat her p*ssy,” Ford casually told reporters. “I’ve never said that in my life before. I would never do that. I’m happily married. I’ve got more than enough to eat at home.”

Marion Berry, take a seat. Your throne has now been overtaken. Rob Ford, he of drunken crack binges, is on a roll and this press conference is the icing on the cake. While discussing allegations and the CFL, Rob Ford casually discusses eating Vajazze Pha’s on his spare time.

My heart just grew three sizes watching this video and I can’t stop watching. Goodness.

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