*Walks up to Def Comedy Jam stage*
Here’s the difference between White people and Black people: All day I’ve seen stories about Serena’s bikini pics with White people talking about how massive and, sometimes overweight, they think Serena is. Meanwhile, every time I’ve heard a Black person talk about Serena, I’ve heard them talk about how damn sexy she looks. Post-racial America my ass.
And White people can’t dance.
Thank you for your time, you’ve been a great crowd!