The folks over at Jim Henson’s workshop are heavenbent on schooling kids the basic fundamentals by any means necessary. If you thought Katy Perry’s chesticles were an odd way to teach opposites, then using HBO’s vamporn, True Blood to instill rhyming comprehension is sure to raise a few eyebrows. Although it’s a relatively tame scenario, all it takes is one smart cookie to connect the dots and next thing you’ll know, you’ll have toddlers aspiring to be Sookie Stackhouse instead of Dora the Explorer.
Speaking of Ms. Perry, that flight has ended before it even took off. Apparently parents didn’t want their children comparing their body parts to further the lesson. Maybe they’ll have more luck when they show kids the benefits of lying when they reenact Desperate Housewives.