M.O.B.: Seven Steps To Saving Money At The Strip Club

By: 05.23.12  •  43 Comments

We’ve already professed our undying love for the land of lap dances and expensive drinks. But as you probably know, the strip club can be a drag if you’re not Rick Ross and willing to drop a million bucks to make it monsoon on droves of applauding derrieres. However, the everyman can have fun at the strip club without breaking the bank. Here are seven steps to enjoying yourself without spending all of you (or your wife’s) money.

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1. Leave Your Debit Cards At Home Or In The Car

Going to the strip club is like a kid going to Chuck E. Cheese’s. Money is suddenly a non-issue and you’ll end up wanting more money when your five-dollar allowance is over. At Chuck’s parents replenish the money. At Suck’s the ATM will give you your reserve cash. But, see, unlike when you’re a kid, this money is tied to your ability to provide shelter and food. So instead of letting Tanqueray tempt you to spend an extra hundred on a tuggy, you can leave your card behind and have your cash be your absolute limit. Basically what we’re saying is don’t trust your ability to restrain yourself.

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