Shaquille O’Neal’s LinkedIn Profile Is Exactly How A Shaquille O’Neal LinkedIn Profile Should Look

04.25.14 4 years ago 14 Comments


For the past eight months or so, making an effort to not only upgrade my LinkedIn profile, but to network has been a short-term goal of mine. And give or take a setback or 12, it’s worked. I still have not the first clue what I’m doing on the website though.

Unlike Twitter, the business professional social networking domain seems to have far fewer fake profiles. As it turns out, none other than The Diesel himself, Shaquille O’Neal, uses the platform for purposes that cannot be what the other 99.99999% of users sign up for. What we do know is Dr. O’Neal is the owner of “a lot of different companies.”

His best asset to an organization? How about a proven track record of “leading teams to championships. I mean multiple championships.” How about them apples, Dwight? You’ve got a long way to go if you want to be the next Shaq. Not only do you need rings, but buzzworthy Linkedin pages are a must!

You know, pending the whole being the next Shaq thing was even a goal in the first place.

H/T: Slate

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