Gollum Madonna’s been in the news recently for subjecting people to sights of her geriatric naughty bits. One word – yuck. Sure there was a time when she could’ve gotten the long arm of the drawers but that was 20 years ago. Now? Enh, not so much. The wine hasn’t aged well but here are six older woman who have, and as a result, would most definitely get the business.
Young Jen Tilly
Titty Tilly, 53
Could be the voice, could be the boobs but something tells me that if Jennifer wasn’t a legit actress, she’d be a poker playing pornstar instead of a poker playing actress who sometimes plays a pornstar.
Young Tina Knowles
2. Tina Knowles, 58
Tina, Bey & Solange. At the same damn time!
Young Valerie Bertinenlli
3. Valerie Bertinelli, 52
This is what a bubbly cute chick looks like after 50, an older, bubblier cute chick. Time has been very kind to Valerie.
Young Angela Bassett
4. Angela Bassett, 53
Sure Angela’s always playing someone’s mom but the lust is still as strong as her arms.
Young Chaka Khan
5. Chaka Khan, 59
Chaka was a stunner back in her heyday. Amazing, considering she was the original bad girl. Then she went through a phase but the Queen of Funk is determined to get it all back, recently dropping 60 pounds and counting. But to be honest, fat Chaka, thin Chaka… I’m going in.
Young Fran Drescher
6. Fran Drescher, 54
A pain to listen to but a joy to watch, Fran used to tease the hell out of us during the 90’s as Fran Fine on The Nanny. She’s held up quite nicely considering her health scares. Would get it then, would get it now.