Snoop Dogg Smoked Weed In The White House

07.23.14 3 years ago 19 Comments
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Last weekend, I found myself in a familiar debate. Who’s the most popular rapper in the world? Not the best, or most technically sound. Instead, who is the one old couples in Germany or Chinese school kids would recognize.

The answer could’ve gone a few ways, but as always, I opted for Snoop. Everybody knows Snoop, if not for his music then the stories around around. Like this newest one, for example.

Jimmy Kimmel was the latest guest on Snoop’s highly entertaining GGN: The Double G News Network. Naturally, the conversation shifted to weed where the following exchange occurred.

Kimmel: Have you ever smoked at the White House?

Dogg [while smoking]: In the bathroom.

Kimmel: You did? In the White House.

Dogg: In the bathroom. Not in the White House — but in the bathroom. Because I said, “May I use the bathroom for a second?” And they said, “What are you going to do? No. 1 or No. 2?” I said, “No. 2.”

Kimmel: Who said this? The first lady?

Dogg: No. The CIA. Or the FBI. The alphabet boys. So I said, “Look, when I do the No. 2, I usually, you know, have a cigarette or I light something to get the aroma right.” They said, “You know what? You can light a piece of napkin.” I said, “I’ll do that.” And the napkin was this. [indicates blunt]

It’s common knowledge by now that Snoop was a guest at the Kennedy Center Honors last December and a guest at the White House before then. Plus, everyone knows Snoop and smoking go together like Republicans and hate for Obamacare. If the Secret Service, FBI or CIA allowed him to go into a bathroom to light up, his legend increases tenfold. In fact, Snoop even having the balls to be amongst a crowd such as this one with the loud on him increases his legend tenfold. We say we’re “about that life,” but it takes some rather large marbles to bring weed to an event of that magnitude.

So there’s a mighty healthy chance Snoop got high in a bathroom at the most popular mansion in America even if he’s not openly admitting to it.

That’s good enough for me.

The only way this story gets any better is if we find out 10 years from now Smokin’ Joe Biden was hot boxing in the bathroom with him. Either that or Barack supplied him with the lighter to spark it.

h/t: Washington Post

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