We all love to shag occasionally, while some need it daily or more so. Others are more attached to their smartphones than they are with their lover. So why not bring both together with a new data collection app rightfully named Spreadsheets.
This creepy app lays in bed while you and your partner fornicate, recording your vibrations, noise levels, and length of your sessions. It summarizes your performances and gives you a run down, solidifying your sexual prowess or lack thereof. And to keep things exciting, the app even has achievements via the Apple Game Center, so you can shoot for the stars. Spreadsheets also lets you share your mojo with your social network friends, via FB, Twitter, etc. Oh, behave!
Currently, this stat app is only for iPhone users, since we’re getting more ass anyway. So keep waiting Android and Windows Phone people. At least the app will be coming soon…