Suge Knight: Tupac’s Still Alive, Puffy’s Still A B*tch

05.02.14 4 years ago 12 Comments

Disclaimer: Suge Knight appears to be drunk in this video. But he’s not harassing innocent weed men this time, so that’s a positive.

Disclaimer No. 2: It makes the video that much funnier.

If one were to add all the vacation days the people at TMZ have accrued since the company’s launch in 2005, chances are it would be enough time off until the 2441 Grammys when Blue Ivy’s great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandson/daughter receives their Lifetime Achievement Award. The point being is they don’t sleep.

One lucky camera man happened to catch the former “Scariest Man In America” standing outside an establishment and decided to pop some questions. The camera man is the clip’s true MVP by his willingness to hilariously agree with everything Suge says.

And Suge rambles on about a lot from Puffy being a “bitch,” to insinuating Puffy set Tupac up to be killed, to him “protecting” Tupac, to him never snitching on anyone to the Internet’s most fabled urban legend of all-time: Tupac being alive.

Suge claims he is, but next time we’re going to ask that he actually break some relevant news. Everyone knows ‘Pac has been vacationing in Cuba since 1996.

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