Ladies and gentlemen, in 2010, a superhero does not wear capes & cowls. No, their lifesaving garb is much more distinguished than that. In 2010, you’re likely to see AKOO outfits made out of 100% titanium fibers and diamond-encrusted necklaces that were welded in the fiery pits of the Planet Kang. After swooping in to save a lowly man from diving to his doom, T.I. hits the Atlanta streets for some visible PR and to let the people know the world is a better place with him in it.
Notice how his super secret BlackBerry alerts him to more ensuing action. The judge might want to reconsider sending him to the bing. No bars can hold a man with all those powers. Grand Hustle might want to strike up ideas for a King Uncaged comic book.
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