Only in America–Hollywood U.S.A. to be exact–are we fortunate enough to see our aging action heroes get a second chance at killing an entire area code worth of drug lords without changing magazines in their uzi. The first Expendables movie gave male viewers enough immunity towards enduring chick flicks and rom-coms for at least until 2018, so you already knew its sequel was going to double the dosage on testosterone pellets that came along with the popcorn.
While Mr. T hasn’t been spotted since stonewashed jeans were considered high-end fashion, damn near everyone associated with exciting VHS rentals is on board to make logic reasoning in cinema irrelevant for a good two hours. Just get to the gun play. Stallone, Norris, Van Damme, Willis and Schwarzenegger. It’s The Expendables 2, baby!