The List: Jordin Sparks

By: 05.03.11  •  29 Comments

I had to wiki Jordin Sparks to make sure my lust wasn’t on some R. Kelly steez. I’m happy to report that not only is Jordin of age but she’s also old enough to be liquored up and loved tenderly. The Amazonian R&B singer was always teetering between thick and not-so-thick territory but with her recent weight loss, it’s now safe to go into beast mode. Though she comes across as a good girl (purity ring and all), I’m sure she will be TwitPicing more sexy pics because if there’s one thing ex-big girls love to do…it’s getting naked.

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