What’s Your Fantasy: Rap’s Top 30 Fictional Femmes

Words by David D., Greg Whitt, Raj, Beware & Justin Tinsley

Art: Miss Dimplez

Hip-Hop is full of misogyny and sex acts with the most random, nameless women. But sometimes, rappers weave tales about ladies that hold special places in their hearts and/or spank banks. With that said, we’re going to take a look at some ladies named in classic Hip-Hop records. From Suzy Screw to Blowjob Betty to Brenda and her baby, all of these fictional lady characters are important in their own ways.

Take a look and see if you have any women like these in your address book.

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