Having a vampire series without a cult following is like finding salvation in a strip club: it’s not likely to occur. But HBO’s Golden-Globe*-winning megadrama True Blood has proved in just 1¾’s of a season that it’s worth the fanfare. Their next spill at becoming a nationwide sensation?
Creating a Tru-Blood drink of course.
For a measly $96 (and $10 for shipping,) you can order a twenty-four pack of this delicious mock plasma n’ hemoglobin. Indulge as you and your significant other feel the effects of the V rushing through your veins as it’s sure to heighten your libido like no orange soda before it could.
Plus TSS has a significant bloodline to the show. You know this is L, right?
*Best Performance By An Actress In A Television Series – Drama (Anna Paquin)