Taste Sookie Stackhouse For Yourself…

08.17.09 8 years ago 15 Comments

Having a vampire series without a cult following is like finding salvation in a strip club: it’s not likely to occur. But HBO’s Golden-Globe*-winning megadrama True Blood has proved in just 1¾’s of a season that it’s worth the fanfare. Their next spill at becoming a nationwide sensation?

Creating a Tru-Blood drink of course.

For a measly $96 (and $10 for shipping,) you can order a twenty-four pack of this delicious mock plasma n’ hemoglobin. Indulge as you and your significant other feel the effects of the V rushing through your veins as it’s sure to heighten your libido like no orange soda before it could.

Plus TSS has a significant bloodline to the show. You know this is L, right?

Pre-order Tru-Blood [Tru-Beverage]

*Best Performance By An Actress In A Television Series – Drama (Anna Paquin)

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