I blame Miley Cyrus for this.
If it hadn’t been for her MTV VMA performance that spawned the memes seen ’round the world, we wouldn’t be here today. No one can tell me some tipsy intern at Logo TV didn’t see that one meme comparing Young Flatback’s deflated cakes to a chicken’s butt and not think “you guys, what if we just like…twerk turkeys for Thanksgiving?” to which the producer replies “yaaaaasss!” and freestyles what we now know today is the lyrics to “Twerk Your Turkey.”
That’s how Hollywood works. Just. Like. That.