Internet Porn: Stats, Figures & Skin

02.05.10 8 years ago 8 Comments

Apparently, America is full of people who love porn on the internet. Now who would have believed that? Buuut, what we have here is a statistical representation displayed on the skin of a young lady. And if they used these in high schools and colleges, we would be a nation of scholars. Pervs, but scholars.

I don’t think we, as Americans, are alone though. My evidence would point to the Australian banker caught eyeballing female images while his colleague was being interviewed by the news. Model Miranda Kerr, one of the objects of the ogles, has come out to say that she hopes the poor schlub isn’t fired. Me too, simply because it could set a precedent that could traverse the ocean and affect us here. If he’s fired for looking @ “scantily clad” women, boy, a whole lot of you motherfuckers are going to be unemployed and our country’s economy is already suffering enough.

Now, who’s going to be the first to visit “Kelle Marie’s” site?

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