I do not wear flip-flops. I do not wear mandals. I don’t do Tevas. I adhere strictly to the “no chancletas” philosophy. Gangsters simply do not wear the aforementioned types of footwear. If ever I’m out and the ruckus should pop off, I want to have soles on my feet. However, I do frequently have to go swimming because I have kids and kids are attracted to pools and bodies of water when summer comes. In order to prepare and stay within my tried and true philosophy, I copped these Aqua Socks.
My affinity for eccentric shoes is nothing new; Vandalyzm still finds my “ninja warrior kicks” (commonly known as Rifts & they’re f’n fantastic) quite amusing. Personally, I love these damn things and can’t wait to jump straight in the pool and then exit out without having ever taken off my shoes.
$30 well spent.