With Jozy Altidore out, the USMNT was in need of a big name to lead the charge against Germany.
Will Ferrell probably qualifies. The comedic actor and sports nut found his way to Brazil for the World Cup and, because he’s awesome, took a turn rallying the American Outlaws fan group in Recife, right next to a fake Teddy Roosevelt. Ferrell offered his availability for the match, promising “I don’t care. If the game gets close, I will bite. I will bite the opponent… I will bite the entire German national team if I have to”, lampooning Luis Suarez’s recent episode.
He also promises to show up to the game in an American flag bikini. So many promises!