Video: She’s “Madder Than Fish Grease”

06.15.09 9 years ago 16 Comments

“A late night snack” on a Hoveround? Any idea why this lady needed…nevermind. If she wanted food, wouldn’t free food suffice for you? Don’t most White Castles have Church’s Chicken attached in a two-for-one restaurant deal? If they gave me free 2-pieces & those buttered biscuits for life, I’d crank my scooter up & forget all about it.

My mom had one of those little scooters. That’s until my Dad went joy-riding on it with my one year old nephew…hit some loose gravels & flipped that joint. Yeah, it’s been parked in a little shed for about six months following that incident. My dad does some bonehead shit. I think it’s genetics.

If you’re wondering, I’m assuming “madder than fish grease” is Minneapolis slang that translates to “as agitated as hot fish grease.” Otherwise, that’s hellacious personification.

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