Yes, You Care: Kim Kardashian In A Teeny Red Bikini

By: 08.13.12  •  28 Comments

Nothing can help us all avoid a case of the Mondays than seeing Kim Kardashian casually strolling along Miami Beach in a fitting red and black two-piece. The bikini isn’t actually all that small. It’s just that Kim’s hindquarters are causing the bottom piece to stretch and struggle to hang on.

For the record, if the choices came down to me getting to sex Kim in exchange for knifing one of you, we’re going to have one less TSS regular to account for. See pictures four and five, please and thanks.

Thanks: Boobie Blog

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