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Links
15 Alison Brie-Inspired Halloween Costume Ideas – This could be Matt’s finest work to date. I’m covering the 9th Annual Corgi Celebration in Austin for him this weekend, though, so if Alison Brie makes an appearance there, we can do even better. [Warming Glow]
Plots From The Unaired Season 8 of ‘Star Trek: The Next Generation’ Make Hilarious Tweets – They should publish some of the plots I wrote for season 9, wherein Captain Picard and his new best friend Ensign Brandon have to defeat the Romulans, and then Ensign Brandon has to save the ship. [Gamma Squad]
Drake Covers November 2011 Issue Of The Source Magazine, Eats Gold Chain – Then he says “chain” in his normal voice, stops, then says “BALLIN” in a deeper voice, because “ball and chain” and “ballin” are both phrases. [Smoking Section]
Steve Buscemi Has Amassed Quite An Impressive Death Reel – Steve Buscemi has an impressive everything, except face. And one time he made out with hottest possible Thora Birch. [UPROXX]
Kirk Cameron Swears His Birthday Party Was Actually Super Fun And Everyone Came – but now how you’re thinking [Film Drunk]
Hot Chicks with Butthead Gums – All they had to do was use a normal picture of Miley Cyrus, her mouth usually looks like that already. [Buzzfeed]
Adult Swim’s Guide to the Atlanta Zombie Apocalypse – “Kill maybe one zombie a day, spend the rest of your time having relationship issues with your friends and gritting your teeth.” [Adult Swim]
25 Things You May Not Know About ‘Donnie Darko’ – #26: What happened in the movie ‘Donnie Darko’. [Moviefone]
12 Absurd Boxer Shorts That Will Guarantee You Never Seal the Deal With a Woman – If you wear boxer shorts at all (and aren’t like, Rick Ross) you shouldn’t get laid. Boxer briefs are where it’s at, gentlemen. [The Smoking Jacket]
Jeopardy Legend Ken Jennings Is a 99 Percenter – I’m happy to be finally lumped in with this guy about something. [The Daily What]
61-Year-Old Man Steals $130,000 From Employer to Fund His Online Porn Subscriptions – Just like the time I got my ex-girlfriend to get me a trial subscription to Camwhorevids, but on a grander scale. (P.S. I miss you, Mitra) [Brobible]
The Evolution of Cosplay in One Image – What the guy at Unreality know is that the one on the right is supposed to look like that. Also, which one is on the right. [Unreality]
