Come on, Johnny Cueto! You’re pitching against the Pirates! I expect two concurrent perfect games from you! Win this contest for me!
I’ve decided to put away my history of horrible fantasy performances and destroy this week’s FanDuel contest, wherein you pay $2 to enter and stand to win cash from a $200 cash pool … and the best part is that you can enter three times, and if all three of your teams finisher higher than me, you get your entry fee back. That’s a pretty sweet deal, and if you want to be a part of it you need to act fast — there are only 110 total spots in the contest avaiable, most of those have been filled already and the games start tonight.
Here’s how to play:
Then you get money. Then you get the women. THEN YOU GET THE POWER.
So sign up quickly and set up your team. Don’t pick Johnny Cueto, I don’t want you stealing his perfect games from me. Pick only Pirates.