Saved by the Blog has pitted Cowboys coach/paragon of health Bill Parcells against Notre Dame coach/failed stomach staple-ee Charlie Weis in a FUPA Face-Off.
Look at me, ruining this glorious sight with a banal semantic discussion on the pop culture lexicography. I shouldn't ruin this kind of majesty with words.
So who's the winner? You decide. But as I've noted before in similar competitions, no matter who your preference is, the real winner is us. It's us.