How much do I not want to talk about Barry Bonds re-signing with the Giants? It's hard to say; hatred is a hard thing to measure.
Anyway, San Francisco ponied up $16 million for the rights to watch colossal asshole Barry Bonds limp around left field and break Hank Aaron's home run record over the course of 120 injury-plagued games.
Good call, San Francisco. Overspending for a brittle slice of evil. It's like paying $1000 to have sex with a toothless hooker that murdered your parents.
I want more like this!
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