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By / 12.28.06

Steroid Nation picked up a nice little story from the Houston Chronicle that details the flourishing cockfighting industry in Texas. And friends, the ugly reach of steroids has spread from baseball to football to our most beloved illegal animal fighting tradition imported from Mexico:

Roosters are shorn of their combs and wattles, fitted with razor blades or ice picks and often injected with steroids or blood-clotting drugs before being forced to fight to the death.

This is an outrage! I demand more stringent steroid-testing for our nation's fighting cocks! Can we stand idly by while we watch Little Jerry Seinfeld's records fall to Little Barry Bonds?

I have heard, however, that women prefer a cock with a shorn wattle. I've been considering doing that myself.


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