This one's for all the Angeleno girls who've been hating on the skinny bitches: just take your anorexic rival to a Dodgers game, where $35 in advance will get you the all-you-can-eat option in the rightfield bleachers.
Takers will have access to as many hot dogs, peanuts, popcorn, nachos and soft drinks as they want. "Instead of paying cash, fans ask for whatever they want, and they get it. There are going to be some self-service parts, buffet-style, as well," said Dodgers executive vice president and chief operating officer Marty Greenspun…
Finally, a genius executive has mixed America's pastime (baseball) with America's pastime (getting fat on preservative-laden food).
But it's good news for one new resident of Los Angeles. Victoria Beckham could use the extra calories on that toothpick frame of hers.
Oh, who am I kidding? Don't you dare change a thing, Vicki. Your thumb is all the sustenance you need.
I want more like this!
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