Objectively speaking, the Chiefs deserve to win the Suck-Off this week. Against the Colts, they were suckiest bunch of sucks to ever suck, intercepting Peyton Manning three times but unable to get a first down for most of the game. They deserved to lose, and I deserve my three hours back.
Also, predictably enough, the Giants and Jets lost yesterday, but only fools and New Yorkers believed they had a chance to win anyway. So that's why the Suck-Off trophy — a papier mache turd crafted from T.O.'s antidepressant prescriptions — goes to none other than Tony Romo. Thank you, sir, for keeping the dream alive. This video has probably been everywhere by now, but I happened to see it over at the FanHouse. I'm not sure if it will ever get old. (Not pictured: Lofa Tatupu's game-saving tackle on the previous play, where he stopped a tight end who weighs 30 pounds more than him.)
I generally try my best to mute my love for the Seahawks here at With Leather, but in this one case, I just wanna say… C-HOX!!!