People are gonna say mean things about this kid, but you have to keep things in perspective. Before there was the Internet, nerds actually tried to play sports — usually by themselves. (It's true. I have the scars to prove it.)
I'd like to make fun of him and his "slam dunk… little thing," but I'm too busy thanking my lucky stars there's no footage of me diving for footballs I threw to myself in the back yard. Oh well. At least I didn't wear glasses. NERD!
(Thanks to Deadspin. Nice find, Will.)