Most red-blooded patriotic American males loved sports before they loved women, so their parents got them a Sports Illustrated subscription. And every February since the dawn of time, SI has taught pubescent men that there's something much more important than sports, and that thing is sexy, sexy women. Bravo, SI. The release of your voluminous online gallery is the only good thing about this rotten day.
(Swimsuit by Apple)
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