Today at With Leather I'm introducing the "California" tag. It will be used for most sports stories that involve aging hippies, stoners, and filthy white people with dredlocks. Our star Cali athlete today is Darryl Delacruz, who was ticketed for indecent exposure after regularly jogging naked.
Darryl Delacruz, a Silicon Valley engineer, said he would miss the "liberating feeling" of running naked in Fremont Older Open Space Preserve… "I'll go back [to the park], but I'll be wearing clothes," he said. "I don't want people to have the wrong impression."
Yeah, people might get the impression that you're the kind of guy who would run around a forest naked.
Delacruz, 43, said his preferred jogging attire was "about getting in touch with nature, not meeting people."
Fucking hippies and their hard-ons for nature. We can't defeat these freaks with fines, we have taser them and get creative to cure them of their peace and love bullshit. Make that guy sleep outside without clothes for a week. See how much he loves nature after he lays down to sleep on a colony of fire ants.