By: 02.08.07

You know what happens when nobody in sports wants to get arrested or have sex with hot chicks? It means a slow day and unfunny jokes. Stupid athletes. DO SOMETHING!!! Something sexy or illegal. Ooh, or both! Both would be sweet.

So, here's what happens when nothing happens: I go to the metaphorical microwave and warm up some leftover highlights. This wild finish to a Chicago State-UMKC game happened just over two years ago, but it feels like it was just minutes ago that I watched it. Probably because I just watched it a few minutes ago.

Around The Web