By: 03.08.07

My life is just like Chris Berman's. Only I'm not rich or famous and women don't take their shirts off when they see my visage. Wait. Yes they do. But still, I'm not rich or famous. I guess it's a fair trade for not being a fatass with a combover.

By the way: mad, mad love for Sports by Brooks, who not only unearthed this picture, but added the delightful twist in the lower left corner. Cheers, Brooks. And send me the undoctored pic. I'd like to add it to my private collection. For, um, posterity. And by posterity I mean… posterity.

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