Good God this is a fucking dull pair of stories. The next asshole to send me a link about Tubby gets added to my spam list, then hunted down and sexually assaulted.
Listen, if it's a story about college basketball, and it doesn't involve the police or cheerleaders or gambling, I'm really not interested. Especially gambling. Like stupid-ass Kansas, which let SIU cover and couldn't get the over. Now my legs are broken.
I want more like this!
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