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By 04.23.07

SPORTSbyBROOKS points out that super-wealthy dude/toupee-wearer Stan Kroenke, who (with the help of marrying into Wal-Mart money) owns the Denver Nuggets, Colorado Avalance, the MLS's Colorado Rapids, and part of the St. Louis Rams, has designs of becoming the majority owner of Arsenal Football Club in the English Premier League.

What does this mean for American fans?  Well, in a word: nothing.  Absolutely fucking nothing at all, and I just wasted both your time and mine.  But it's 85 degrees and sunny, and I don't get to go outside until I'm done with my daily quota of posts.

Eh, at least the picture isn't a total loss.  And those chicks are totally right.  The only Chelsea fan I know is Unsilent Majority, and — depending on your classification of post-op tranny — he's never dated a real woman.  QED.


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