Russ Williams, a former champion kickboxer living in Wales, has taught his dog, a black Russian terrier named Ringo Tsar, the same martial art. Yes, seriously.
"If there was a British Thai boxing championship for dogs then Ringo would win paws-down every time," he said. "There are a few humans he could beat as well."…
And those humans are babies, quadriplegics, and coma patients.
"He can jump and kick to command with his two front feet at a punch bag or kick pad.
"It seems much better to teach a guard dog to do this than to bite."
Yes, because who's afraid of getting bitten by a dog? What's that? Well, I mean besides everyone. You just think you're so smart, don't you? Go invent something if you have all the answers. Or help me find my pants. I got arrested the last time I went out like this.
(Thanks to longtime reader David, who could looks just like Michelangelo's David except his junk is huge. That's what I heard, anyway.)