Mr. T appears in this Snickers commercial that features three of my favorite things: tanks, TV stars from the '80s, and fool-pitying. I guess soccer kind of figures in there, too, as well as satisfying candy treats, but neither of those are nearly as cool as tanks… even though this tank in particular is the pitifully outdated Soviet-made T-55.
(I saw this clip on The Offside, but did The Offside know what kind of tank that is? No. And you know why? Because I'm the only sports blogger who's actually blown up a T-55. Advantage: me. And if you're wondering if my cock is huge: yes. Yes it is.)