Giants defensive end Michael Strahan did something really nice by putting himself up for sale as a date at a charity auction. But everyone's favorite divorcé / author couldn't catch a break.
He hoped to get a date with a lady, but the male sports fans in the crowd weren't having it. Two guys outbid 13 gals, leaving Strahan to agree to take both men to dinner for the price of $10,000 each. The dough will go to the Institute for Civic Leadership, a nonprofit educational organization.
I hope those men are just rabid Giants fans. Because I'm pretty sure $10,000 can get a gay dude a better-looking piece of beef. Or, y'know, at least Eli Manning.
NOTE: 289 sends his apologizes for the lackluster Photoshop effort. He seemed a little shaken after doing a Google image search for "male escort."