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IT WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN: WIIMBLEDON

By / 05.31.07

Brooklyn — the NYC hideout for grown-up nerds (ahem) that brought us whiffle hurling — has now introduced a new "tennis" tournament: Wiimbledon (the extra "i" is for "inane").

Wiimbledon is Brooklyn's first — nay, the world's first! — Wii tennis tournament. Or maybe it just has a cool name. We're clever like that.

Ugh.  I'd go do some Adventures in Journalism with this, except it's just going to be unshaven tattooed skinny guys who need haircuts playing video games.  A firsthand account would make you feel the opposite of what Miss Sharapova stirs inside you.  And we simply can't take that unsexy chance.


TOPICS#video games
TAGSGODDAM HIPSTERSTENNIS

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