Wiimbledon is Brooklyn's first — nay, the world's first! — Wii tennis tournament. Or maybe it just has a cool name. We're clever like that.
Ugh. I'd go do some Adventures in Journalism with this, except it's just going to be unshaven tattooed skinny guys who need haircuts playing video games. A firsthand account would make you feel the opposite of what Miss Sharapova stirs inside you. And we simply can't take that unsexy chance.
I want more like this!
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