According the outstanding Copyranter, this month's GQ features the unusual ways in which athletes try to heal injuries. And by unusual, I mean fuckin nasty: both Moises Alou and Jorge Posada urinate on their hands to "toughen them" and "prevent blisters."
Said Posada, "You don't want to shake my hand during spring training."
Uh, I don't want to shake your hand ever, dickface. And thanks for the photo illustration, GQ. I was wondering what steaming pee on a ballplayer's hands looked like.