Fresh off the State College scandal in which several Penn State football players crashed a party and started cracking heads, animated wax figure / head coach Joe Paterno has levied a punishment on the entire team:
He said he will have his entire team help clean up Beaver Stadium every Sunday after home games this season…
"We're all going to do it. Everybody. Not just the kids that were involved. 'Cause we're all in it together. This is a team embarrassment. I wouldn't call it anything much other than that."
I'm all for doing things together as a team, but that's hardly fair for the players who didn't get to hit people with bottles or kick students who were curled up in the fetal position. They should get a mulligan for one free ass-kicking of the dorkbomber or geekwad of their choice. Seriously, just look at those nerds, walking around like they own the place. Someone oughta learn 'em. Someone oughta learn 'em good.