Blake Mitchell, the senior quarterback for South Carolina who may be best known for
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Well, hello there, Cletus. Picture #2 defines "slack jawed yokel."
I like the girl in the green in the background of pic 2. "yeah baby, hike up that ugly ass dress and lets see some roast beef!"
Dibs on pea-green dress.
I am severely disappointed that an article about South Carolina does not contain some joke about Cocks.
He's sweatin' like a whore in church.
Just imagine how bad his balls were sweating.
@Careless – I will have to consume massive amounts of alcohol to get that image out of my head. way to fuck up my weekend man :-)
Nothing beats his Schwetty balls.
Welcome to the S.C. beeyotch.
I didn't realize forearms could contain that much moisture.
Unlike Quincy Wilson (or whoever that latest Bengal was), his sweat clearly had no problem dispersing after a wedding. (By the way, I'm guessing a four-in-hand on that tie knot.)
@mediapossum – he's sweating like Mike Tyson at a spelling bee
He's the love child of Bruce Pearl.
@Dave01 – How does having to drink massive amounts of alcohol fuck up a weekend?
Is that dude wearing a reversable tie? WTF?
Guy in pic #2 pointing-" Look everyone it is Elaine from Seinfeld!"
(Wild Kingdom voice) In the second image, we see the a member of the wily and elusive Mitchell breed of Gamecocks performing its infamous mating ritual, the South Carolina Herky Jerky. This is in direct response to the challenge posed by the Bloated Whiteshirt, who can be seen Dropping It Like It's Hot in Picture 1.
Sadly, by the end of the confrontation, all that is left of the Whiteshirt are the stains about the Mitchell's cuffs, and a few scraps tucked away about his waist for later consumption.
Ol' Ball Coach's reply to this was "CLICK, CLACK!!!"
No witty comment here. Just me calling Mitchell a douchebag. Which he is. To the Nth degree.
As a Gamecock alum, I think the OBC should just go ahead and hand the starting job to whichever QB manages to stay out of jail.
Hell, Garcia, the incoming Frosh QB has already been in trouble twice.
Come on boys, I know Columbia can be a hell of a lot of fun but moderation, please.
Dear With Leather,
I am writing about you posting pictures of a "Sweaty Cock" in Friday's blog. Unfortunately, I feel as if I was grossly mislead. The pictures weren't Exactly what I was hoping for. Thanks anyway.
Pit Stains = Hardcore, yo!
Damnit, 289! I was hoping nobody else would notice the juggery.
the "sweaty cock" joke. I'm surprised it took so long for somebody to "whip that one out". Heh, heh.
Seriously, though as a USC alum can we please get a QB who isn't a complete idiot? Seems like the ones who do keep out of trouble can't pass for shit, but the ones who do ala Blake and Taneyhill from my day are the only ones who can play.
Is that a Gamecock dancin'? No, just a cock.
You know you're a college student when: asked to a formal event, like a wedding, you choose to wear a blue button down with a yellow tie.
Don't hate on Blake Mitchell just because he came to get down. He needs to get that tie wrapped around his head Rambo style and then he will be good to go.
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