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By / 06.18.07

Elijah Dukes has had an exciting couple of weeks, what with his now ex-wife getting a restraining order against him and the claim that he impregnated a 17-year-old foster child.  And now his ex-wife is doing radio interviews!  Huzzah!  Of course, I don't like listening to people talk, but The Big Lead used up some of the minutes in his life to listen to the whole thing, and he's compiled some highlights:

* Dukes has been diagnosed as bi-polar and is a ‘good husband when he’s on his medication’

* She’s trying to figure out which 17-year-old slept with her ex-husband, because ‘those girls have kept my children before’

* Elijah’s most frequently-used pickup line is: ‘I want you to have my baby’ and he follows that up with ‘Can I be your first baby daddy?’

Hmmm… I'll have to try that one.  My old stand-bys of "I'd like to give you chlamydia" and "I will pay you for sex" just haven't been panning out for me recently.


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