LA Dodgers pitcher Brad Penny attended a benefit for the Nicole Brown Foundation with his girlfriend Eliza Dushku, and for some unexplained reason he wore a plaid hat that matched her dress. For another unexplained reason she appeared to be enjoying herself when these photos were taken. Probably because Penny actually showered for once.
I guess this post is kinda the equivalent of all those posts that make women feel self-conscious about not being as skinny or beautiful as Hollywood starlets and models. Because there sure as hell isn't any point in me being this good-looking and well-dressed if super-hot chicks are gonna date sweaty undergroomed bipeds who may or may not be part bear just because the missing link makes a shitload of money playing a professional sport.
(Thanks a LOT, Kristine)