Broadcasting legend Bob Costas, best known for his star-making role in BASEketball and his distaste for the shithole of Augusta, Georgia, used his throbbing brain to totally OWN Barry Bonds yesterday. Responding to the slugger's (more or less) unprovoked verbal attack that included the "midget" slur, Costas said,
"As anyone can plainly see, I’m 5-6½ and a strapping 150, and unlike some people, I came by all of it naturally," Costas said Thursday in a telephone interview.
Fucking burn. Damn Costas is smooth. I don't know how he does it. I tried to think of a good comeback for him, but after half an hour all I had was "Fuck that asshole." Another hour later I came up with "He can suck my midget dick," which I thought was pretty good.
I wonder what Costas did after he hung up the phone. I bet he ate a steak and had sex with his wife. Using only his mind.
I want more like this!
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