Morgan Pressel has been Michelle Wie's most vocal critic on the LPGA tour. Probably because Pressel is a female teenage golf prodigy who's actually successful (at 18, she's the youngest woman to win a major) and doesn't get exemptions and break down and cry on the golf course all the time. And… they'll be playing 72 holes together this weekend at the Evian Masters in France. Awk-warrrrrrrrd!
Joining Pressel and Wie in the group — making it a threesome, rowr! — will be Gwladys Nocera, and I'm sorry but there must be some mistake. Gwladys? What the F? I'm gonna have to take this one to the Hooked on Phonics Court of Appeals, 'cause I have no idea how to say that. Gwa…? G.W. Ladies?