What the F, man. Roger Federer's gotta be some kind of idiot tennis savant. He probably doesn't even know he's competing. His coach is just a social worker with a master's in special education who tells him he can get a really shiny trophy if he hits all the balls that come his way. Sure, he can win five straight Wimbledons, but ask him to put pants on straight and you end up with a clogged toilet, a kitchen fire, and an overturned farm truck with chickens in the front yard.
(Hat tip: SPORTSbyBROOKS, Photo: Getty Images)
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