If this isn't some sort of elaborate ruse, Kenyon Smith is the most fabulous athlete since Johnny Weir. There just aren't many teenage boys willing to embrace the title "Aquamaid."
(Thanks to Becky for the video. Oh, and commenters, please refrain from saying you'd like to do such-and-such to the girls on the synchronized swimming team. People on the Internet get fucking bitchy if you admit to being attracted to attractive young women.)