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THE MOST ROMANTIC HONEYMOON EVER?

By 07.17.07

Frenchman Tony Parker and painted gremlin Eva Longoria returned from their honeymoon on Sunday, and it was every bit as sexy as you could expect from a whiny member of the Spurs and an overrated TV star who needs four pounds of makeup to make sure people who see her don't turn into stone.

The newlyweds – who flew out to an exclusive Caribbean resort on the islands of Turks and Caicos last week – spent their break relaxing with a few games of table tennis. The couple were also seen 'cosying up to each other' on the beach while playing the dice game Yahtzee under the shade of a parasol.

Ping-pong and Yahtzee.  Sounds great.  I don't know why they went to some fancy island though.  I would have rented them my parents' basement for way less.  And my parents have Scattergories, too, so it would've been a pretty sweet deal.


TOPICS#NBA
TAGSAUSTIN COLLIE

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