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BECKHAMS' WELCOME WEARING THIN?

By / 08.02.07

It hardly seems possible, but apparently some people in L.A. – a city known for its sincerity and refined taste – aren’t all that enamored with David Beckham’s wife Victoria.

Sources say she has made herself unpopular with management of the celeb-friendly, press-shy Chateau Marmont. "She always lets the paparazzi know when she'll be arriving," wags a West Coast tongue. "The Chateau Marmont tries to give celebs their privacy, and they hate her there."

The splash she has made since arriving also seems to have upset some of the other swimmers in the L.A. fishbowl. Last Tuesday, "Britney Spears turned up at the Chateau and the only table available was the one next to Posh," laughs the snitch. "But Britney didn't want to sit next to her, so she and her friend stormed off to Il Sole instead."

I think that is just reprehensible.  You can't just sit a sexy icon next to a washed-up pop star like that.  As the sexy icon, Britney deserves better.  Why is Posh Spice still famous anyway?  The Spice Girls haven't mattered in years.

Oh.  Excuse me.  I've just been informed that it's no longer 2002.  Apparently the Spice Girls are touring, Posh is a fashion icon, and Britney is a washed-up mess continually on the verge of meltdown.  So wait.  How is pissing off Britney a bad thing again?  What's she gonna do, smoke cigarettes and misspell "Posh" in her diary?


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