An arcade game in Japan called "Arm Spirit" that pits players against the machine in an arm wrestling battle has been recalled after three people suffered broken arms.
"We think that maybe some players get over-excited and twist their arms in an unnatural way," a spokesman said… "The machine isn't that strong, much less so than a muscular man. Even women should be able to beat it."
Arm Spirit gamers advance through 10 levels, pitting their strength against a French maid, a drunken martial arts master and a Chihuahua dog before reaching the final challenge – a professional wrestler.
I would have thought the final challenge would be something like a school girl in a plaid skirt and pigtails. If the player can keep his arm engaged in wrestling and doesn't stop to masturbate, he wins.
While it's certainly unfortunate that everyone's fun has to be interrupted due to a couple of noodle-armed nancies, at least the popular subway-groping game is still available.
(Thanks to handsome and well-endowed readers Eric and J.E. Skeets)
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